Sunday, December 07, 2008

Suspension Time, Baby!!!

You knew sooner or later, it was bound to happen.

Sooner or later, Sean Avery's actions were gonna get him in a heap of trouble.

Don't know about you, but the Princess sure as hell didn't expect it to turn out like this.

Let me say this, though, don't get it twisted, my puck people.

I'm not now, never have been, never will be a fan of "Lil Sean".

I did most of my freelance writing in LA LA Land when he was a member of the Purple Reign.

I often caught his act in the locker room and on the ice at games and at practices.

It stunk then and it sure as hell stinks now.

He's still the same or as some of us Black folks like to say, he's suffering from "mouth allmighty and tongue everlasting."

Some folks just like to talk to hear themselves talk.

Guess who's at the top of that list?

Yeah, it's you in the Dallas Stars jersey, Baby Boy.

Some folks just don't know when to keep their pie holes shut.

Don't get it twisted though, folks.

What Avery said and showed us is that he suffers from being permanently "Stuck on Stupid", but his ailment doesn't amount to a six game suspension or anger management classes.

Yes, let the Princess roll that by you again, ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES.

Are you kidding me?

If the NHL is going to make Avery go to Anger Management classes, what's going to happen when some fool loses their rabbit ass mind at the next Bruins-Canadiens game?

Memo to Dallas owner Tom Hicks and the rest of the Stars- YOU'RE disappointed in Sean Avery?!

Really?

Some folks just need to look in the mirror.

It's not about the man who everybody calls the "most hated man in hockey."

You know what you were getting in Rug Rat Sean, didn't you?

His sorry ass didn't just sneak up on you.

He did play in the same division as the Stars for Godsakes!

We all know some topics are off limits like wives, children, religion, politics, and mama's, but when did friends with benefits, aka girlfiends, make that cut?

What did everyone expect when you shove a microphone in Avery's grill?

An intelligent conversation?

What does that say for his "sloppy seconds?"

That no New York Yankee, LA Lakers or Pittsburgh Steelers players were available for them to date?

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